the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

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underr8ted:

at first I was all…

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but then I was like…

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

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certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

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  • Baby: F....F...
  • Dad: Father?
  • Baby: Fuck her right in the pussy

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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